Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Jackman O Jackman

Give me a reason to not love this guy.





Saturday, February 21, 2009

港澳手记2

香港人迟早会溺死在消费的漩涡中。
啊不,
他们还有那蟑螂般打不死的香港精神。

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港澳手记 1

澳门,
走在一条钢索上,
一端是纸醉金迷,另一端是淳朴风情。
或拿着LV、或握着借据、或拎着钜记手信,
只于转念一夕。

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Friday, February 6, 2009

Boleh Land, a fan of Adidas

Our ancestors never thought it could be realized when independence was once a far far away dream in a far far away kingdom.

1957 has taught us NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

And, we've been embracing it till today.

Murderer does not need to be put on trial.

Money is used to earn votes.

Kidnapping is an ideal way of taking possession.

Frogs decide the future of a state.

Najis (it means SHIT in Malay) is thrown everywhere, causing chaos and stench. 

Apa lagi yang tak boleh?

Malaysia Boleh.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Google Latitude, it's too close dude!

Google Latitude - yet another privacy-intruding Google Map feature - starts its operation today.

It can be used on your mobile or your computer to locate someone. Yea, someone - your friend, family, colleagues, or rivals - who  opted in to Latitude.

A great tool for control freaks heh?

Google team said, "So now you can do things like see if your spouse is stucked in traffic on the way home, notice that a buddy is in town for the weekend, or take comfort in knowing that a loved one's flight landed safely, despite bad weather."

Which means you are not able to tell your boss you are stucked in traffic while you are still brushing your teeth at home. Which means you can't say "Sorry dear, I'm in a meeting" while you are busy partying with your friends. Which meansYOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE.

Come on, there's nothing wrong to be honest to your wife and be responsible to your job.

Come on! Everyone needs a break! Telling a small or white lie isn't so bad right? Sometimes, it's not about being truthful or not. It's about "Oh please!STOP BUGGING ON ME!"

Uneasiness.

So for each person, you can choose to share your best available location or your city-level location, or you can hide. Everything is under your control.

People always lose control when they overestimate their control force and underestimate the anti-force.  Imagine yourself telling your girlfriend, "sorry but I can't share my location with you." I dare not imagine what will come next. Prepare to get in a quarrel debating how much you love her. 

Or, when your boss asks you to switch on the Latitude so that he can increase effeciency (the actual reason is to make sure you are not having a coffee in Starbucks at 3.30pm) would you ever dare to say NO? No.

So yea, you areNOT IN CONTROL.  

Ah ha, another fun function here."For instance, let's say you are in Rome. Instead of having your approximate location detected and shared automatically, you can manually set your location for elsewhere — perhaps a visit to Niagara Falls ."

Now I don't understand the usage of Latitude.

Oh one last thing. You are able to hide yourself from another user, but not from Google. Will they ever pass on the information to the government like how they dealt with Chinese Government regarding the cyber dissidents?

I'm too insignificant to worry about this issue la. Anwar, take care lo.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

As Simple As This

I've never loved CNY so much like this year.

Nah, not that I've got more angpaus or won more in mahjongs.

Day 29 before CNY, also known as 小年夜, my mom brought some clothes for my cousins in grandma's house. Then we decided to have a 'costume-party-like reunion dinner', which meant all of us had to wear the clothes with that particular brand.

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Yea yea... I know... WULIAO (is 'lame' the right translation?)!!! Isn't it great when you are able to wuliao with your family members like how you do with your friends?

p/s: I'm extremely sorry to my dear cousins who have posed in their best smile. I only needed your... erm... BOOBS. And guys, you missed out the fun.

Present you my dearest family! My grandma has three sons... So 1, 2, 3, yeap! Three tables!

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I reckon they are not good posers. As you can see, the shyness is in the genes.

K. Fast forward to CNY Day 2. All the aunties came back. So yea, more cousins, nieces, and nephews.

After peng-ing and gong-ing with my cousins, we were gathered in the living room to witness Tan Family very own historical moments.

Ah Heong gor gor from Singapore played a VCD. "Gong gong!" shouted Ah Keng jie jie. Looking at the right hand corner of the video, it's 1996.

I could still remember the days that I greeted my grandfather who was making rafia strings on his ratan chair in front of the house. I was very short - 140cm - back then (not like I'm very tall now). I'd call him 'gong gong' and he'd ask me 'jiak ba bui'. I wish I could speak better Hokkien. It has been 2 years since I last visited him in Nirvana.

The camera was panned to the living room. It was almost the same as 2009. Green marble floor, telephone with pens and notepads to take vegetable orders, an altar against the wall, and a 24 inch TV. Oh, the sofa was replaced with new ones as children loved torturing the sofa by jumping/climbing/hopping up and down.

Ah MM - my aunty (大伯母) came in from the kitchen. She was trying to cover her face as well as the camera. She's so nervous that she could not decide which to cover.  As I mentioned, shyness is in the genes. She was the mother, the lady boss, the chef, the babysitter... literally everything of the family. She has gone. Glad to see her on TV.

We couldn't stop laughing throughout the video. All our stupid, childish, and naughty moments were caught. A 9 years old girl was encouraging her younger brother to fight with another cousin. "Hit him! Hit him!" I said. Now I know, my hand being bitten or my hair being pulled by Guo Yi were retributions.

Then, another devil came upon. He was pointing my cousins and yelled, "this is 38 gong and this is 38 po", reminding us my elder brother was a big bully. Those being bullied were in the living room too. Haha, it's time to take revenge guys.

The younger generation - most of my nephews and nieces - were the non-participants of 1996. But they enjoyed the show very much. "See, that's your mommy! Gosh, so young!". "Was I in the tummy?" he asked. "No, your parents were still playing hide-and-seek at that time." All burst into laugther.

Hey, start recording your special moments from now on. Think about the idea of sharing your youth with your children years later, how wonderful.

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All enjoying 'Tan Family in 1996'. Happiness is just as simple as this.